remember when you were 13
*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*
what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit
> You love sharks so much and no one understands.
This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.
im begging you please work
5PM rain is such a sweet melody… it sounds sad and nice at the same time..
Here with my favorite villager. It would be so nice just to be able to drop on the grass with everyone and enjoy the beautiful rain and music <33
*logs off tumblr* *closes computer* *walks outside* *gets on a boat* *drives to an abandoned island* *digs a hole in the ground* *lies down in the hole* (whispers) the drama cant find me here
I dunno about that, dude
I wanted to draw this for a while but kept forgetting :c
mega altaria was everything I could have ever hoped for— altaria with more fluff